My Plastic Fuk Doll

every night I look into her pretty face
every time I turn my back she's with another man
but at home I have a girl who never lets me down
her various orfaces will sooth my every pain

do you love me
my plastic fuk doll
she's everything
she's all mine, she's all mine, she's all mine

she gave me free coupons for vaseline
they say my sickness is a mortifying sin
I have to patch the holes but I don't mind
she's much more comfortable than those wooden manequins

do you love me
my plastic fuk doll
she's everything
she's all mine, she's all mine, she's all mine

and to hell with the public disgust
in the sickness of man we trust
and they say I'm a sick puppy
but maybe I'm not sick it's you

and to hell with the public disgust
in the sickness of man we trust
and they say I'm a sick puppy
and I'll ask you one last time
do you love me

do you love me
my plastic fuk doll
she's everything
she's all mine, she's all mine, she's all mine